The following is the 2007 schedule. The 2008 schedule will be posted on or around July 1st, 2008  saturday  —  sunday  —  printable schedule (PDF, 796k) SATURDAY, AUGUST 4th, 2007 Saturday, 10:00am - 11:25am, Saturday Morning Feature The Half Life of Mason Lake Young newlyweds Mason and Sarah Lake live a real-life love story until a traumatic brain injury turns Mason into a child and forces Sarah to become an adult. Saturday, 12:00pm - 1:40pm, Saturday Afternoon Feature (back to top) Dimension If you could change your life in any way you wanted - by the dimension of three inches, how would you and what would happen? Saturday, 2:00pm - 2:45pm, Alternate Reality / Modern Life Shorts (back to top) headboyTM Headboy is a satirical depiction of the impact advanced technologies are having on the human condition and relationships. A young orphan finds a discarded top-of-the-line device. Without knowing any real human relations, the machine becomes everything that he has ever wanted, sending him into the perfect dream. Who to Trust A man realizes that his journal is missing and becomes utterly paranoid of who has it and is reading every personal thought he's ever had. The Coffee Shop All Bob wanted was a simple cup of coffee. The Coffee Shop had Raspberry Lattes, All-American Mochas, and some drink called the Big Smooch. Other customers knew what they wanted in their coffee. Everything. Including a cherry on top. Bob's request for 'just coffee' brings him unwanted attention from The Coffee Shop staff, customers, and three mysterious strangers. Touching In a world where people cannot make physical contact, can two people still touch each other? The Exception A woman seeks to end her pregnancy, but the law prohibits it. The Blacksmith The Blacksmith is a three minute story about a hard working blacksmith whose young wife blesses him with a son. When an unforeseen event takes place his priorities change. No weapon that is formed against him can prosper however and life continues to bless him. (locally produced) The Image A Photographer is haunted by ghostly images. Saturday, 3:00pm - 3:45pm, Director's Choice Short Features (back to top) The Legend of Sorrow Creek On a weekend trip to a family cottage, a small and unsuspecting group of friends are confronted with the shocking horror of an ancient curse after stumbling upon the scattered ruins of an abandoned ghost town. AWOL 1972. An American soldier, Marquette (David Morse), is captured and tortured in Vietnam. At the height of agony, Marquette suddenly finds himself home, living an idyllic life in the US with a loving wife and children that have never seen before. As he struggles to take in what's happening to him, he discovers the cruel pain of war isn't over after all. As the clock strikes midnight every night, he is back in Vietnam where his torture resumes a few minutes each time. Trapped in unending cycle of pain, he must find a way to endure…unless, with the clock counting down, Marquette can cheat fate. Escaping will take his wits. And it will require a gun. Saturday, 4:00pm - 5:30pm, Comedy Shorts (back to top) Heart, American Red Cross Heart, American Red Cross Public Service Announcement was created for the American Red Cross. I Do? Three groomsmen attempt to stop a man from getting married...at the altar. I Just Want to Eat My Sandwich Susan tries to eat her lunch at her desk but keeps getting interrupted by her co-workers. Super-Anon Super-Anon is a film about the super-secret support group for close relatives of superheroes. Call of Nature One of man's greatest fears: a bathroom door that won't lock. An Even Briefer History of Time Forget Stephen Hawking. Raymond learns an important lesson on the true nature of time; he just hopes his girlfriend doesn't find out where he is tonight. Mild People in Agressive T-Shirts Hostile bravado meets eveyday life. Out of Focus The writer/director wants Luke, the main character in his drama, to commit suicide, but Luke doesn't quite like the idea, and when he realizes his life is just fiction, he takes over the show and changes his fate... or does he? Serenade A violinist's fantasy and reality meet in a serenade. Birdwalk Every Saturday morning a bird guide bores people with a bird walk. When this overzealous guide loses control of the hike his girlfriend searches for a doctor. Wounded and alone, the true love of birds returns to the guide. Southern Fried Chop Suey The Sword of the Norri, which possesses the power of a 1000 round house kicks, has been stolen by the evil Teacher Master. Can Jimmy-san rise to the challenge to retrieve the Sword of the Norri, or will Teacher Master and his group of ruthless elite ninjas be to much to overcome. This Kung Faux Comedy will leave you doubled over with laughter. Saturday, 7:00pm - 8:35pm, Saturday Night "Main Event" (back to top) It Came From Another World! A powerful menace from outer space threatens the future of humanity! After an unusual encounter with a fallen meteorite, a field scientist is infested by the soul of an evil alien dictator with plans for universal conquest. Can our hero, Professor Jackson, stop the otherworldly despot from destroying not only the world but his best friend AND his wedding plans!? (locally produced) Saturday, 8:50pm - 10:35pm, Adult Comedy Shorts (back to top) Zombie Love This musical extravaganza tells the story of a zombie boy, who tries to change his flesh eating ways in order to gain the love of a mortal girl. Filled with singing, dancing, blood and gore, this film will have you laughing all the way to your grave! My Name is Wallace A lonely, high functioning mentally challenged man falls in love with a 900 sex-line operator, and through that call, both find redemption. Available Men A Hollywood agent (dispatched to sign a 'hot' new writer) and a sensitive gay man (waiting for a blind date), mistake each other for the person they were expecting to meet. Hilarity ensues. Bloodbath 'The Rock' meets 'Big trouble in little China'.An Action blockbuster playing it old school.A Real Hero, Real Ninjas, Real Warlocks, Real Bullets, Real explosions - It all adds up to Real Action Reloaded. OM During a hot Manhattan day, We explore the inward thoughts of students during a yoga class, and how that chaos intertwines to that of a bike messenger blasting through the city streets. Watch & Learn Martin seems to get pushed around by everyone. He finds help from an unlikely source who teaches Martin some finer points of persuation. Perhaps Martin has learned too well. SUNDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2007 Sunday, 11:00am - 12:30pm, Sunday Morning Feature (back to top) The Chemistry of Dating Ryan, an average college student who is unlucky with dating and relationships, uses the Scientific Method to formulate an experiment to find his perfect girl in two weeks. Sunday, 1:00pm - 2:30pm, Action / Horror Shorts (back to top) Ken Ken, a homeless boy gets picked up by Jack, crime boss. 20 years later the boss gets murdered and Ken goes for revenge. Nightmare A man battles schizophrenia and fights with fact and facade in an uncontrollable 'Nightmare.' By Appointment Only "An old house in need of a woman’s touch," was the ad that Jane read when looking to start her life over. A simple life in the country was what Jane wanted. Caught in a sick and dysfunctional family trap is what she got. Tell-Tale An adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's classic short story 'The Tell-Tale Heart'. Waste Land A young woman seeks the help of psychiatrist in dealing with the continued attacks of what she knows to be a demon. Sunday, 3:00pm - 3:45pm, Animated Shorts (back to top) Ugly This animation is the story of person who believes themselves the ugliest person in the world and how they deal with it. In all reality the whole animated world they live in is just as ugly as they are. The animation is set up like a daytime talk show with an ugly guest being interveiwed by the host. (locally produced) Car War 'Car War' is a witty, yet disturbing animated political satire on George Bush and the Iraq War. (locally produced) 2 in the AMPM What happens when two teenagers are left alone to run a gas station on Halloween night? They feed each other candy... Filled with drugs. Mr. Consumption Mr. Consumption was born with an obscure deformity that forced things into his mouth whenever he happened to open it. Startle Pattern The interior space of a puppet becomes increasingly reflective, revealing the artifice of his own creation. Runa's Spell 'Runa's Spell' conveys a moment of connectedness with the sensual persuasions of an imaginary world. Image and music interact in a dramatic way to deepen and enhance the perception of enchantment and longing. Aurora and the Sea A girl and her journey to the sea. Stop motion and computer animation. Sunday, 4:00pm - 5:20pm, Documentary Shorts (back to top) Stomping Grounds This is the story of a pioneering emcee, the Diabolical Biz Markie, and the places that made him him. Spanning his childhood and early recording years, Biz takes us on a tour of his Stomping Grounds, showing us his favorite spots and revealing the many geographical influences and personalities that made this artist truly a one of a kind individual. Women of Paradise Shirley and Kerly are searching for love, riches and adventure in a brothel on the Galapagos Islands. Will they find the paradise they've dreamed of? (locally produced) Drawing Between the Lines A look at the autobiographical world of comic artist Jeffrey Brown. Sunday, 6:30pm - 8:00pm, Sunday Night "Main Event" (back to top) Bill's Big Pumpkins A fun, inspiring look at an offbeat corner of American gardening and the dedicated, hard-working, and possibly slightly nutty people who inhabit it. Follow giant pumpkin grower Bill Foss as he attempts to grow the biggest pumpkin in Minnesota history. (locally produced) Sunday, 8:15pm - 10:00pm, Sunday Night Feature (back to top) Project Canada Denver-based Off the Grid Pictures presents their first feature-length documentary, Project Canada. Follow the crew as they travel from coast to coast in the second largest country in the world. 17,000 miles, 3 months, 1 crazy journey. This is a story of Canadian discovery and adventure the way it should be told — by four Americans in a van. copyright © Saint Euphoria Unlimited